Author Archives: joey

Twitterpated, Caffeinated, Animated

Posted on April 25, 2018 by joey

I’d love to One-Line, but I cannot. I’m all aflutter and so wish to dish with you today, but I cannot. Instead I must hurl random information into this box. Someone bought the abandoned house next door, and they’ve put … Continue reading →

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It’s No Time For Should

Posted on April 20, 2018 by joey

It’s sunny and it’s supposed to get up to 60° today. Let me tell you what I should do. I should go out and work in my yard. I need to peel back the winter blankets, spray errrything with Wet … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Mon This, Mon That

Posted on April 14, 2018 by joey

Mon Dieu. That’s when I say mon the most. I bet I write mon the most for Monday.  Mondays make for a dull topic unless something seriously terrible happens, like you rip your inseams on a filing cabinet or leave … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Relics

Posted on April 4, 2018 by joey

Within the span of a few weeks, I taught one person how to untangle a standard phone cord, and another person asked me, “How do the old phones still work? Don’t they need power?” Maybe when they’re my age, younger … Continue reading →

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An Umbrella for Tuesday

Posted on April 3, 2018 by joey

Thunderstorms here today, pouring rain all day. Not the best for driving, especially for me. I’ve already made one trip out of the house and I will make three more, going six places total. I’m pretty hyped about the sunrise, … Continue reading →

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Midday Monday Mood

Posted on April 2, 2018 by joey

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend, whatever y’all did or didn’t do. It was the end of spring break here, and we enjoyed it. Personally, I spent a lot of time lounging on my husband and stayin still for … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Posted on March 28, 2018 by joey

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.” “What is it?” “S-A-U-V-A-G-E.” “Sauvage.” “Yeah.” “What do you misread it as?” “Sausage.” (Now you must all … Continue reading →

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Knot-Not! Hoot’s There?

Posted on March 23, 2018 by joey

Me. Sometimes I feel pressure to create a Friday post that elicits plenty of smiles and I’m just like, oof, not inspired. I’m processing. I think the introverts can agree that during processing, it’s not likely one will draft anything … Continue reading →

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Obvs and Wins

Posted on March 16, 2018 by joey

If you’d been stalking me throughout this week, you’da been massively entertained. I was nearly massively entertained myself, cept I kept yawning. Every morning this week has been me sitting in bed staring at the trees, my sleep center all, … Continue reading →

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Shame

Posted on March 9, 2018 by joey

Several times a week, I leave on my lunch break and drive to the McDon’ts to get my beloved swate tay. Y’all should treat me like other addicts. Sweet tea is like methadone, okay? Just be like, “Good for Joey, … Continue reading →

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