Author Archives: joey

Unapologetically Married

Posted on April 25, 2017 by joey

A-Z through April — U On Friday night, when I was catchin up with my friend, we spoke of the marriage. He and his wife have been married about seven years now, and he said to me, it’s like so … Continue reading →

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Today, Share Your World — April 24, 2017

Posted on April 24, 2017 by joey

A-Z through April — T    Wanting something to quench your thirst, what would you drink? If I’m thirsty, I need water. Ice water with a lil apple cider vinegar is best. Complete this sentence:  Never In My Life Have … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Spell

Posted on April 22, 2017 by joey

April A-Z — S Lemme sit a spell and write a thing. I’m late today. I was up half the night catchin up with a friend. Slept pretty hard for about six hours. Morning came early, but lusty. I watched a documentary on trees … Continue reading →

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Reeking of Reefer

Posted on April 21, 2017 by joey

  If eff bombs are considered adult content, this A-Z post includes adult content. I’m not really sure what exactly adult content is, but if you’re uncomfortable with swearing, you should not read me. Not today or like, ever. So last … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Quickly, A Drive-By

Posted on April 20, 2017 by joey

Sometimes people ask me, “What’s up with the door stuff?” Some people like doors. I am a people who likes doors. I hunt for doors. But I also catch’em on the fly, like when The Mister drives me through our fair … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Elmo Pee

Posted on April 19, 2017 by joey

  When Sissy was wee and learning the alphabet song, it was — sing it with her now — “A B C D E F G, H I J K ELMO PEE, Q R S, T U V, W X, … Continue reading →

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Oh Give Me a Home

Posted on April 18, 2017 by joey

A-Z through April — O Oh my, we’re already to O. Okay, so today I thought about Oh give me a home, as in “Home on the Range” twang twang … Cept where the deer and antelope are on my plate. … Continue reading →

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Now, Share Your World — April 17, 2017

Posted on April 17, 2017 by joey

A-Z Challenge — N When writing by hand do you prefer to use a pencil or pen? Pen. I bout can’t stand pencils. Their scratchy noise annoys me.   Would you rather be an amazing dancer or an amazing singer? I … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Moo & Cowy

Posted on April 15, 2017 by joey

A-Z through April — M   You know Moo’s name isn’t Moo, right? We just call her that. Moo, Moomalade, Moomy, Moomers, Moo Moo. It’s Sassy’s fault. Like Beezus and Ramona, it’s Sassy’s fault. Some of Moo’s friends call her … Continue reading →

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Let’s Talk

Posted on April 14, 2017 by joey

Okay, I’ll write, you read. But we’ll both smile, and that’s what Fridays are all about. A-Z Challenge — L Do y’all do Talk To Text? I do not. Siri cannot negotiate my accent. Siri cannot negotiate The Mister’s accent, … Continue reading →

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