Author Archives: joey

On Shitstorms

Posted on June 7, 2016 by joey

It’s easy to see that life is long and hard. That’s a matter of perspective everyone can relate to, especially when one is deep and heavy into a shitstorm. Even those people for whom things are going well can see … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #23

Posted on June 6, 2016 by joey

What was one of your first moneymaking jobs (other than babysitting or newspaper delivery)? You know those places in the mall with the giant decorated cookies? There. But my boss was a lech so I quit after about 6 months. … Continue reading →

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I Do Not Cry Wolf!

Posted on June 4, 2016 by joey

No matter what’s going on in a scene, I always identify with the character no one believes. Like when Rachel’s date kept yelling at Ross? Poor Ross. No one listens to Ross. No one listens to their Joey, either. These … Continue reading →

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This Friday is TMI

Posted on June 3, 2016 by joey

Stephellaneous did this thing last night, and I liked it, so I’m doin it too. Please note that Too Much Information is right there in the title and consider yourselves warned. Here’s a pretty picture of a peony. It is completely … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Standard Glass

Posted on June 2, 2016 by joey

You don’t get great doors today. Today, you get standard glass. I went to the library and you’re going too. You don’t have to pay my embarrassingly large fine, though, so that’s nice, right? This is my library. I can … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Wet Dog

Posted on June 1, 2016 by joey

  Moo asked Sadie, “Did you take a bath?” Sadie didn’t answer, she just smiled. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Anxiety — The Summer Reveal

Posted on May 31, 2016 by joey

I don’t remember what I was going to write about today, which is a fairly frequent writer-y problem. My idea may well have been hijacked by Anxiety. My parents are coming to visit. You might think this is normal, because … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #22

Posted on May 30, 2016 by joey

Every country in the world has lost men and women in some kind of Armed Forces. When does your country celebrate or mourn their deaths? (Optional) Memorial Day is today, the last Monday in May. This is the day we … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Pressure Reduction

Posted on May 28, 2016 by joey

The end of the school year was like a boil on my nerves. I’m relieved it’s over now. Specifically, I’m relieved that I no longer have a child in elementary school. No more dealing with that bus crap. You may have no idea … Continue reading →

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Change is Hard

Posted on May 27, 2016 by joey

Surely by now you’ve encountered a cashier who can’t make change? You know how it goes. Your bill is $17.55 and you hand over a twenty and a nickel and the cashier tries to give you back the nickel. You say you’d rather have two … Continue reading →

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