Category Archives: Personally

One-Liner Wednesday — Anxiety Diagnosis

Posted on May 11, 2016 by joey

“I realize these itchy bumps on the back of my head may very well be from sweating, but my anxiety tells me it’s either lice or hair cancer.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Share Your World #19

Posted on May 9, 2016 by joey

1. You win a pet monkey but this isn’t just any old monkey. It can do one trick for you whenever you want from getting a pop out of the fridge to washing your hair. What would be the trick? … Continue reading →

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Kvetch and Vent

Posted on May 6, 2016 by joey

My anxiety has been bad lately. It’s not because of anything. If it were because of anything, it wouldn’t be called Anxiety Disorder. My life is just as peachy keen and just as rotten awful as everyone else’s. This bout of … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Verification

Posted on May 4, 2016 by joey

After the fire department called to make sure everything was okay, I had to say, “Moo Mae Mottern, you cannot call 911 to report that your sisters won’t play with you. That is NOT an emergency!”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you … Continue reading →

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Tottering Tuesday

Posted on May 3, 2016 by joey

It’s another cool and rainy day here in The Circle City. I am loving this weather. Sure my grass is too tall and the dog smells a bit more corn-chippy than usual, but I love the weather. Everything is so much … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #18

Posted on May 2, 2016 by joey

Who was your best friend in elementary school? We’ll call her Kiwi. We met in the second grade. I moved so much as a child, she was one of my few constants. We go long periods of time without contact, but … Continue reading →

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Zzz for Z

Posted on April 30, 2016 by joey

Surely onomatopoeia counts. I was in bed by nine last night. The Mister dozed off before me. I roused him and said, “If you wake up at seven or some shit, don’t try to get at me. Go away and … Continue reading →

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Y is for Yearning

Posted on April 29, 2016 by joey

I enjoy the A-Z Challenge most days. What I’ve noticed, regardless of letters, is that I yearn to write freely. I actually yearn to write random posts about the stuff of life. I miss it. I feel sorta repressed. I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

Posted on April 27, 2016 by joey

The server asked The Mister, “What side would you like?” “He’ll have fries so I can eat them,” I said.   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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V for Velvet

Posted on April 26, 2016 by joey

In the fall of fourth grade, I got a new dress for picture day. The dress was brown velvet with princess sleeves, a satin sash, and a cream lace trim. It was a pretty dress, all silky and shiny lookin. … Continue reading →

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