Category Archives: Random Musings

Cowgirl

Posted on July 8, 2016 by joey

To be a proper imaginary cowgirl, you steal your mother’s hat, your sister’s belt, throw on yer wellies, and ride your horsey to the living room. This flash in the pan was six summers ago. Happy Friday Everyone!

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One-Liner Wednesday — Mighty Steamed

Posted on July 6, 2016 by joey

They say it’s all in how you look at it, so after swearing quite a bit, I shouted, “My God, that’s the best steam burn I’ve had in years! I simply cannot think of when I last had such a … Continue reading →

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Whatter Company

Posted on July 5, 2016 by joey

Back in 2013, when we bought our house, I called and set up our utilities. The water company was not whatever it was I paid in Indy before we left, because our city within the city has its own. Whole new bill … Continue reading →

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Gumbo & Pie on Fourth of July

Posted on July 4, 2016 by joey

My apologies, Luanne, my red gingham is in the wash. Whatch’all eatin today?

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SoCS — But is it Long Enough?

Posted on July 2, 2016 by joey

This is a long weekend for many of us. Really, it’s a long weekend for people who work in places that aren’t open on Fourth of July, notably businesses that depend significantly on mail and/or banks. I hadn’t thought about the … Continue reading →

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Door Whore Woes

Posted on July 1, 2016 by joey

Do y’all #thursdaydoors fans ever feel like you’re part of an obscure little cult? There are books, posters, magazines, blogs, Pinterest boards, and Instagram hashtags — all dedicated to the appreciation of doors… …but people don’t get it. Every Thursday, I upload my #thursdaydoors … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Wording Goodly

Posted on June 29, 2016 by joey

About a particular wannabe politician, Moo said, “Wow. His words are so bad, he makes my wording look good.” (In case you don’t know, because you never read this blog, Moo is rather infamous for not wording well. While at times Sassy … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Kinder-Friendly

Posted on June 22, 2016 by joey

Sometimes strangers apologize for their children acting like children and I’ll say, “Are you kidding? He’s five. We should be glad he’s wearin clothes and speakin English!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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When in doubt…

Posted on June 21, 2016 by joey

We had storms of the best sort last night. First the sky fell out for about an hour. Then it slowed some and that gave us a moment to stand on the porch and breathe in the smell. Ooh the smell. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Movie Critic

Posted on June 15, 2016 by joey

“Technically, I don’t know what he’s watching, but it should be called The Longest it Took Anyone to Die, Ever.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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