Category Archives: Random Musings

A is for All Aboard

Posted on April 1, 2016 by joey

Or Ahoy. Or Allons. Or After you. Or get your ass in the car. Whatever. We’re embarking on the journey of A-Z. I am good with the letters, but not with the numbers. It’s like how I’m good with directions … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — This Gate

Posted on March 31, 2016 by joey

You may recall this door/ house from last week? Check out its side-street gate. Y’all, I think this is the prettiest off-the-cuff photo I’ve ever snapped. I was walkin by and I thought, oh that’s pretty! *snap* I swear it’s … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — A Dog Can Dream

Posted on March 30, 2016 by joey

“You know how when people know it’s their dog’s last day on earth, they’ll let the dog eat a buncha cheeseburgers and stuff? On Sadie’s last day, I might let her out to maul the mailman.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought … Continue reading →

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Music Tag Thingy

Posted on March 29, 2016 by joey

Today I’m doin a lil groovy music tag thingy from Stephellaneous Stephanie cause I’m so blog-lazy.   List the first 10 songs that come on shuffle Write your favorite lyric (or verse) from each song. Tag/link to other bloggers I’m  … modifying. … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Real

Posted on March 26, 2016 by joey

Are those your real breasts, are those your real nails, is that your real hair color??? Is it a real diamond, is it real gold, is it a real _____??? I am and am not the real mom and I’ve … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors Part Two: Photos of Doors

Posted on March 24, 2016 by joey

Part One is over 1200 words of backstory about how I arrived on Central Avenue one stunning day in February. The Mister’s opinion was that it was not a good idea for me to stroll up and down Central Avenue. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

Posted on March 23, 2016 by joey

“Daddy’s asleep on my leg and I can’t move!” I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Share Your World #12

Posted on March 21, 2016 by joey

Wanting something to quench your thirst, what would you drink? My mother’s voice is in my head telling me if I’m actually thirsty I need water. I hate to be without a drink. I am never without a drink. I … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Eggs are Only the Beginning

Posted on March 19, 2016 by joey

The first thing I think of? Granny eggs. Granny eggs are what my family calls over easy eggs. I don’t know when this started, but it was before I became a Mottern. I assume a child, perhaps my husband or … Continue reading →

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Another One Bites the Dust

Posted on March 18, 2016 by joey

Tragic motherboard burnout killed Lappy #1 and Lappy #2 at a relatively young age. Lappy #3 was the victim of accidental manslaughter before he was even a year old. Lappy #4? Well… It began with a flickering, a delay, too … Continue reading →

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