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Easy

Posted on September 16, 2016 by joey

I met a hot guy at the Tomo Japanese restaurant. Yummy dinner. Tried a new soup, some spicy onion concoction we both loved. His seduction game was strong. He told me I was beautiful and fed me all his mushrooms. I enjoyed our conversation. … Continue reading →

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Kitchen Crimes and Trash Talk

Posted on September 9, 2016 by joey

Once this tweet was posted, a follower felt the need to tell me about how his mother taught her sons to cook and clean and how men should do this and children should do that and yadda yadda — three whole @s he … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #34

Posted on August 22, 2016 by joey

What is your favorite comfort snack food? I think cookies. I’d say I more often choose fruit or cheese because nutrition, but cookies must surely be my favorite.   Is the paper money in your possession right now organized sequentially … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Best Joke Ever

Posted on August 20, 2016 by joey

Joke is what you get when you smoosh our names together. Joey and Jake smoosh into Joke. Tomorrow is our 17th wedding anniversary. Isn’t that surreal? Come January, we will have known one another for 30 years. Why, it seems like … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Pay Your Way

Posted on August 13, 2016 by joey

I share my life with a man who thinks I am his ATM. You might read that wrong, because it’s not like he’s with me for my money. When we were first married, I’d keep cash in my wallet how … Continue reading →

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Slit Issues

Posted on August 5, 2016 by joey

My back tensed painfully. My abs were aching. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I couldn’t breathe. I said, “Oh my God, I can’t breathe!”   Not too long ago, The Mister picked me out a blouse at the store. It was … Continue reading →

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Change is Hard

Posted on May 27, 2016 by joey

Surely by now you’ve encountered a cashier who can’t make change? You know how it goes. Your bill is $17.55 and you hand over a twenty and a nickel and the cashier tries to give you back the nickel. You say you’d rather have two … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Break

Posted on May 21, 2016 by joey

I asked my family to help me think of something to do with ‘break’ and Sassy suggested, “How about the time I broke that plate and I cried and cried and you kept tellin me it was okay but I … Continue reading →

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Zzz for Z

Posted on April 30, 2016 by joey

Surely onomatopoeia counts. I was in bed by nine last night. The Mister dozed off before me. I roused him and said, “If you wake up at seven or some shit, don’t try to get at me. Go away and … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

Posted on April 27, 2016 by joey

The server asked The Mister, “What side would you like?” “He’ll have fries so I can eat them,” I said.   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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