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One-Liner Wednesday — Couples Lunch

At 10:40 we all agreed to meet for lunch in one hour. At 11:40 we arrived at the restaurant, and called to ask where they were. They said, “We’re still at home. It hasn’t even been an hour yet!” One-Liner … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Okay Then

I said to Moo, “It’s time for your friends to go home. You’re comin with me.” Moo said to her friends, “My mama wants you to leave now.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — They Really DO Listen!

Moo’s dresser drawers were overflowing due to lack of organization, so as she rummaged for the socks she wanted, she screamed out, “THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Should I Name Him?

“There’s a strange little man living in my mascara tube.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — If It Looks Like a Parrot…

As we strolled through a zoo in Naples, Florida, some parrots said, “Hello? Hello?” so preschool Sassy turned to ask my mother, “Is it a wrong number?” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Tragedy

“Whoa! How many sad things happened?!?” Moo asked, when she came to find the rest of us crying in a room littered with used tissues. One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill 

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One-Liner Wednesday — Snarky

“Yes, I do like to put my boyfriend away before you come home, if by boyfriend, you mean vacuum.” — Me to The Mister, when he came home early   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Misspoken

“That hot water scolded me!” — Moo, last week when she used the faucet just after The Mister shaved   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill 

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One-Liner Wednesday — Punny or Naught

“Turning a loaf of challah into French toast makes it even breader.” — things I say when I’m over-caffed and sleep-deprived   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — That Wasn’t in the Books!

“You mean you have to burp them every single time they eat?!?” — Incredulous me, to my mother, four days after Sassy’s birth   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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