Tag Archives: The Mister

Stupid Bloody Tuesday

“Stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long…” I am the eggman! I am the eggman! Everybody — Motherfucker, even the YouTube is down! Like I said, stupid bloody Tuesday. (If you don’t … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — I Used to Care, a lil

Driving to pick up kids from the high school football game, we saw fireworks pop up on the horizon. The Mister said, “Ooh, someone scored a touchdown.” And I said, “Unless it’s Troy Aikman, I prolly don’t care.” Besides, my … Continue reading

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Multilingual Text With the Fam

BaldJake: We all have our moments. Sassers: I have too many. Moo: Moi aussi. Sassers: Haha. What? Moo: I used the French. BaldJake: Tres bien. Joey: *blows kisses* Sassers: Three good? BaldJake: Very good. Joey: Oui, Moo, Sassy parle pas … Continue reading

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Happy Monday? This was an odd weekend. It rained all weekend. It rained and it rained and it rained. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and grinned accordingly. The Mister “had had enough of this shit” pretty much immediately and Sassy suffered … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — Chocolaterie

On one of our many, many dates, oh so many dates last week, we went to the bookstore and then to a chocolaterie. I like chocolate. I’m one of those people who eats a square and says, “Mmm, that was lovely.” … Continue reading

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Notice: SoCS

I’ve just returned from the market and I’m eating a sammich (turkey, Swiss, avocado, tomato, mayo) and a peach. I bought the peach during a sale last week and all the pretty peaches had been taken. Since I was gonna … Continue reading

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Recapping the Fastest Week Ever

Oh my gosh, where do I even start? Last weekend was a blur. It was fun and it zoomed on by. Friday was incredible, because somehow, both children went out for the evening and we had surprise date night. I … Continue reading

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Friday Fun 7/27/18

I feel random. I have to cook half the night and get up early to finish cookin. And that’s after workee workee and takin the girls back-to-school clothes shopping and grocery shopping. I amaze myself, I really do. You guys, … Continue reading

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It’s a Bit of a Pant Rant

So, I have these pants. They’re Dockers and denim, but they’re dark and cut like slacks. I call them dressy jeans. I do that. I have jeans like this: dressy jeans – as above, and another pair, longer, for heels … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — At Least It Wasn’t Tuesday

The Mister and I have a mutual hatred of Tuesdays. He shared his mindset with me and now I share it with all of you. “Monday, Part Deux:  The Suck Continues.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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