Tag Archives: The Mister

One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joey

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading →

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Schadenfreude is Majestic As Fuck

Posted on June 6, 2017 by joey

I mean, every now and again, I like to play “Boom! I Got Your Boyfriend” and laugh like a maniacal teenager, but that’s well below schadenfreude. Personal vindication is like creamy vanilla ice cream and schadenfreude is like hot fudge. Put … Continue reading →

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Share Your World — June 5, 2017

Posted on June 5, 2017 by joey

What’s your strongest sense? Intuition? Feeling? My eyes are going. My ears aren’t as sharp, especially over the phone. I have a great palate and super sensitive nose. Still, I think it must be feeling. INFJ and all.   Which of Snow … Continue reading →

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Share Your World — May 29, 2017

Posted on May 29, 2017 by joey

What is the most famous landmark or building you have ever seen? I don’t know which things are most famous. I easily think of those I haven’t seen. Like Cee, I’ve seen Seattle’s Space Needle, but is Montreal Tower more famous? … Continue reading →

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Where the Good Smells Are

Posted on May 27, 2017 by joey

You know how sometimes you dunno what causes a thing until it happens a second time? Yeah? Well, one night last week Sadie was actin weird. She kept me up half the night, traipsing around with her clickety-clack toenails and her jingle-jangle … Continue reading →

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But… Butter…

Posted on May 26, 2017 by joey

When my friend Tori moved to Indianapolis, she came from San Francisco. I know y’all think San Francisco must be HUGE compared to Indianapolis, but um, no. In terms of largest US cities, San Francisco is ranked 13 and Indy is … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

Posted on May 24, 2017 by joey

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down. I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Share Your World — May 22, 2017

Posted on May 22, 2017 by joey

What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? This question may be too open for me. Do we mean goals and dreams? Finish writing a book? Fill most of my yard with flowers and shrubs? … Continue reading →

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Share Your World — May 15, 2017

Posted on May 15, 2017 by joey

How many languages do you you speak? Um, I speak English, Sarcasm, and Profanity fluently. I speak French and Toddler proficiently. I speak Spanish poorly, and can only get into trouble in Italian. The latter two, I am much better at reading … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Drivin The Mister

Posted on May 10, 2017 by joey

The Mister braced himself for the speed of my driving, how he does. “Whatever. I’m an excellent driver,” I said. “Okay, Rainman,” The Mister retorted. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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