Monthly Archives: February 2013

Don’t Like It Like That

Posted on February 12, 2013 by joey

You know how people keep sayin there needs to be a Dislike button on the Facebook? Yeah, no, I don’t think so. People can’t even manage to use the Like button appropriately. Tell me I’m wrong. So you’re scrollin, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Musings | Tagged facebook, negativity, Orb, rant, Tracey | Comments Off

Adventure: Benzodiazepines Sold Separately

Posted on February 10, 2013 by joey

My family and I went out to Tybee Island, Georgia for a Girl Scout adventure today. We went to the Tybee Island Marine Science Center, which was maybe not the best place for a large group. We infested that place, … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged adventure, anxiety disorder, IHOP, lighthouses, Sassy, turtles | 1 Comment

Picket Fences

Posted on February 9, 2013 by joey

I started my life in a little blue house with a white picket fence. The little blue house was perfect, because I only lived there until I was four, so all of my memories there are idyllic. I had … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged childhood, divorce, DP, home, roots, wings | 4 Comments

26 Random Things About Me

Posted on February 7, 2013 by joey

1. My birthday is November 26. 2. I believe in numerology and despite my fear of and ineptitude with math, I believe numbers are codes for everything. For instance, name-wise, my entire family consists of only 5’s, 6’s, 7’s and 8’s. … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally, Uncategorized | Tagged astrology, Boy One, Bubba, Button, cats, Demanding, dogs, French, ice cream, Italian, kids, Lazy, me, Monkey, Moo, Muffin, numerology, religion, Sassy, scary movies, Sissy, soda, Tracey, Weepy | 15 Comments

I Rant from Time to Time

Posted on February 6, 2013 by joey

http://www.humanevents.com/2012/05/07/missing-400-purse-holding-800-cash-plus-food-stamp-cards/ My friend Brown Eyes LuLu posted the article, which led to an argument, which inspired this post. My response to the article came out as a furious rant on my Facebook status. It went a lil somethin like this: … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Musings | Tagged aid, ignorance, LuLu, poverty, rant | 22 Comments

The Irony of the Sad Giraffe

Posted on February 5, 2013 by joey

I have anxiety disorder. According to my therapist, it was an inevitable diagnosis, as I unknowingly spent my entire life as the poster child for it. I have a big imagination; I think too much, I worry too much, blah, blah, blah. … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Musings | Tagged advertising, anxiety disorder, diet, food, GMOS, health, media, neurotic | 10 Comments

What a Doozy

Posted on February 2, 2013 by joey

I just played DOOZER for sixty-two points. On Scrabble. I play Scrabble because I’m old and geeky, as opposed to the young, cool people who play Words with Friends. I’m sure whole new words for young and cool have been … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Shady Superstore is Shady

Posted on February 1, 2013 by joey

I know I’m supposed to hate the enormous/monopolizing/mega/discounted/superstore chains. And I do. I know I’m supposed to support small businesses, instead. But I cannot. Because like most of the mommies in the superstore, I am a broke-ass bitch who does … Continue reading →