W — for Why are so many people naked? & Which one is a lie? & What’re y’all gonna order?

Posted on April 27, 2015 by joey

On a warm May day in 2006, I met my in-laws for lunch.

I recall this day extremely well, because it was a strange day.

Very strange indeed…

I played the game of Two Truths and a Lie with my in-laws when I got to the restaurant.

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“You will never believe me when I tell you what all I saw on the way here, but let’s see if you can guess. I will tell you three things I saw on the way and you tell me which one is a lie.
1) I passed the park where a toddler boy ran away from his parents — he was naked as a jaybird!
2) I drove by a man who was walkin on the side of the road. He wore only jeans and a snake around his neck!
3) Then when I stopped at the stop sign, I was behind two topless girls makin out in the back of the pick-up truck in front of me!
Can you guess which is the lie?”

They guessed and I gave them the answer.

Would you care to play? I’ll give you the answer tomorrow, no lie.

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20 Responses to W — for Why are so many people naked? & Which one is a lie? & What’re y’all gonna order?

  1. hollie says:
    April 27, 2015 at 2:33 PM

    I’ll play! I think #1 is the lie.

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  2. markbialczak says:
    April 27, 2015 at 2:48 PM

    I’m in the game, Joey. I’m with Hollie. I think you didn’t spot a naked toddler in a trailer park. No. 1 is your lie.

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  3. Jewels says:
    April 27, 2015 at 2:55 PM

    Number 2 is the lie…

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  4. edwinasepisodes says:
    April 27, 2015 at 3:11 PM

    I’m going to play, and I think the naked toddler is the lie! 🙂

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  5. Life n' Whatnot says:
    April 27, 2015 at 3:30 PM

    I’m guessing #3 is the lie.

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  6. coldhandboyack says:
    April 27, 2015 at 3:39 PM

    I vote for #3 as untruthful.

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  7. Red Hot & Saucy says:
    April 27, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    I’m going to say the two women 😉

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  8. Dan Antion says:
    April 27, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    I was getting nervous when I saw the title. First underwear. Then the stuff under underwear and then naked? Ok. I’m cslm now. Phew.

    I’m going to go with ndked toddler as the lie.

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  9. Elle says:
    April 27, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    #1 definitely

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  10. John Callaghan says:
    April 27, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    I’m going to say the topless girls in the truck making out is a lie because it’s too good to be true.

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  11. Resa says:
    April 27, 2015 at 6:55 PM

    #1 is the lie! “lol”

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  12. Anxious Mom says:
    April 27, 2015 at 7:01 PM

    I’m going with #2.

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  13. orbthefirst says:
    April 27, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    #2 is my guess

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  14. Josh Wrenn says:
    April 27, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    3? Hopefully?

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  15. rsmckc says:
    April 27, 2015 at 10:15 PM

    #3 – my youngest daughter stripped down everywhere as a toddler and in Austin, I once saw #2.

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  16. evelyneholingue says:
    April 27, 2015 at 10:47 PM

    Oh that’s a tough choice, Joey. Nothing surprises me much anymore. But since I have to guess I hope that #1 is the lie.

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  18. Windy Mama says:
    April 28, 2015 at 7:09 AM

    Holy smokes, I hope #2 is the lie!

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