Monthly Archives: April 2015

G is for Good Morning or…

Posted on April 8, 2015 by joey

This morning began before five. Moo knocked on the door and said she didn’t feel good. I lifted my covers and invited her in for a cuddle. She didn’t feel too warm. I thought maybe she had a bad dream. … Continue reading →

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F is for Furniture

Posted on April 7, 2015 by joey

As I sit here, on my loveseat, I’m fully aware that it’s time to clean the upholstery again. (Like three months ago!) Not my favorite task. It makes me miss our old brown couches. We were idiots then, when we … Continue reading →

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E is for Enlightenment

Posted on April 6, 2015 by joey

No, no, I’m not going to tell you how to become enlightened — like I can even claim to possess such divine knowledge. Do I seem remotely enlightened to you? Am I free from worry? Hah! *cries* I am a … Continue reading →

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Oooookay

Posted on April 5, 2015 by joey

Breaking from my tradition of disturbing people with my heathen tendencies on their holy days… Okay, just one picture… …I decided instead to make rude commentary about other bloggers, from a completely secular standpoint. The blogosphere is weird, y’all. Since the … Continue reading →

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De Bunnehs & De Baskets — Letter D

Posted on April 4, 2015 by joey

Mr and Mrs Bunneh had a romantic, fluorescent-lit dinner at the place of the best homophobic chicken sammiches ever. As Mr Bunneh put all of his pickles on Mrs Bunneh’s sammich, and tore open her ketchup packet, she blushed at his chivalry. Since … Continue reading →

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C is for Commissary

Posted on April 3, 2015 by joey

The dictionary would have you believe that a commissary is a restaurant. That is not the definition for millions of military families. The commissary, or the com, is a grocery store on a military installation. If you have a military … Continue reading →

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B is for Baby

Posted on April 2, 2015 by joey

Moo was an ugly baby. No, it’s true. When Ross told Rachel that ugly baby judges her, I’m pretty sure he was lookin at Moo’s picture. Moo was red, like the red of storybook devils. She had some mean lookin lines … Continue reading →

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A is for Anything I Want

Posted on April 1, 2015 by joey

Last year’s A-Z was such a pleasure, because I wrote each letter as it occurred to me. Mostly I wrote about my favorite things, like yellow, and umbrellas. According to my search terms, everyone loved Pretty Pussy Cats Perching *achem* yes, yes, … Continue reading →

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