Monthly Archives: March 2016

SoCS — Eggs are Only the Beginning

Posted on March 19, 2016 by joey

The first thing I think of? Granny eggs. Granny eggs are what my family calls over easy eggs. I don’t know when this started, but it was before I became a Mottern. I assume a child, perhaps my husband or … Continue reading →

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Another One Bites the Dust

Posted on March 18, 2016 by joey

Tragic motherboard burnout killed Lappy #1 and Lappy #2 at a relatively young age. Lappy #3 was the victim of accidental manslaughter before he was even a year old. Lappy #4? Well… It began with a flickering, a delay, too … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Traditionally Nice

Posted on March 17, 2016 by joey

    Some doors are just nice, aren’t they? Maybe they’re not antique-old or jaw-dropping fancy or one-of-a-kind special, but they’re simply perfect for their houses. And well, some of them have these insanely gorgeous gates, and gates are kinda like … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Envy

Posted on March 16, 2016 by joey

“If you fucking nap, I swear to fucking God, I will get up and fucking rack you,” I said sweetly to The Mister. This One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill and the three hours of sleep I’d had on … Continue reading →

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Deliberately

Posted on March 15, 2016 by joey

You may recall a post I wrote about the tiredness of being asked what one does? Oh well, your loss. Anyway, the other night, The Mister and I were chatting about how we ARE those poor unfortunate souls who have liberal … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #11

Posted on March 14, 2016 by joey

How many siblings do you have? What’s your birth order? I’m number one, so yes, I am an only. In a car would you rather drive or be a passenger? I’d rather be a passenger most of the time. When … Continue reading →

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This Grass Ain’t No Good No Mo

Posted on March 11, 2016 by joey

I can seldom get through a day without asking, “What the fuck is wrong with people?” so it’s not like I’ll be winning a tolerance trophy or anything, but c’mon, I know you understand. Oh, there will be rants, however, … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Cottage Trio

Posted on March 10, 2016 by joey

I love all the sweet little cottage-style homes. The one-and-a-half stories, with overhangs or uncovered porches, the leaded glass, stained glass, dormers, gables, all their angles and curves…I am such a sucker for peaks and arches, for ornamental, original details. This week I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sassy Can Has Cheezburger

Posted on March 9, 2016 by joey

After my last doorscursion, I swiped through my phone to show Sassy my collection. *swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.” She said, “When I’m your age, Imma swipe through my phone like ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’” One-Liner Wednesday is … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #10

Posted on March 7, 2016 by joey

What would you ask for if a genie granted you three wishes? Oh, I don’t like that. That’s like being asked if you were queen of the world, what would you do? I’m uncomfortable with that kinda power even in … Continue reading →

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