Author Archives: joey

E is for Enlightenment

Posted on April 6, 2015 by joey

No, no, I’m not going to tell you how to become enlightened — like I can even claim to possess such divine knowledge. Do I seem remotely enlightened to you? Am I free from worry? Hah! *cries* I am a … Continue reading →

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Oooookay

Posted on April 5, 2015 by joey

Breaking from my tradition of disturbing people with my heathen tendencies on their holy days… Okay, just one picture… …I decided instead to make rude commentary about other bloggers, from a completely secular standpoint. The blogosphere is weird, y’all. Since the … Continue reading →

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De Bunnehs & De Baskets — Letter D

Posted on April 4, 2015 by joey

Mr and Mrs Bunneh had a romantic, fluorescent-lit dinner at the place of the best homophobic chicken sammiches ever. As Mr Bunneh put all of his pickles on Mrs Bunneh’s sammich, and tore open her ketchup packet, she blushed at his chivalry. Since … Continue reading →

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C is for Commissary

Posted on April 3, 2015 by joey

The dictionary would have you believe that a commissary is a restaurant. That is not the definition for millions of military families. The commissary, or the com, is a grocery store on a military installation. If you have a military … Continue reading →

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B is for Baby

Posted on April 2, 2015 by joey

Moo was an ugly baby. No, it’s true. When Ross told Rachel that ugly baby judges her, I’m pretty sure he was lookin at Moo’s picture. Moo was red, like the red of storybook devils. She had some mean lookin lines … Continue reading →

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A is for Anything I Want

Posted on April 1, 2015 by joey

Last year’s A-Z was such a pleasure, because I wrote each letter as it occurred to me. Mostly I wrote about my favorite things, like yellow, and umbrellas. According to my search terms, everyone loved Pretty Pussy Cats Perching *achem* yes, yes, … Continue reading →

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The Doors (and not the groovy kind)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by joey

Some of my fellow bloggers post pictures of beautiful or interesting doors on Thursdays. I’m over here writin about door fail on a Tuesday. Home improvement bloggers are all, “It’s such a relief to have changed all my doorknobs to oil-rubbed … Continue reading →

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A Mother’s Love — Spread the Love Challenge

Posted on March 28, 2015 by joey

It’s not that I do not write poetry, it’s that I do not share my poetry. I don’t write it for anyone, but today I did, per my assignment from Prajatka, at An Armchair Perfectionist, who challenged me to Spread the … Continue reading →

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Not As Bad As I Used to Be

Posted on March 28, 2015 by joey

I’ve been…introverting. Or avoidant. Or busy. Whatever. I’ve been extremely productive at my house. I’ve been fairly productive with my novel. I’ve been adequately productive with my yard. I’ve been exercising more. But what I’ve really been doin well is … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Couples Lunch

Posted on March 25, 2015 by joey

At 10:40 we all agreed to meet for lunch in one hour. At 11:40 we arrived at the restaurant, and called to ask where they were. They said, “We’re still at home. It hasn’t even been an hour yet!” One-Liner … Continue reading →

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