Author Archives: joey

One-Liner Wednesday — They Really DO Listen!

Posted on March 4, 2015 by joey

Moo’s dresser drawers were overflowing due to lack of organization, so as she rummaged for the socks she wanted, she screamed out, “THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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I Wonder

Posted on March 3, 2015 by joey

WhY DiD TypiNg LiKe ThiS BeCoMe a THinG? Was theRe a PuRpoSe? DoeS It MeAn SOMeTHinG? Am i DoiNG iT RiGHT? Why do people wear woolen caps in the summer? Why do we congratulate people when they get married and … Continue reading →

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Don’t Fuck with My Pillows

Posted on February 27, 2015 by joey

On Monday, I was a victim of a great tragedy. I woke up with a crick in my neck and soon discovered I had been sleeping on The Mister’s pillows instead of my own. It was all very Princess and the … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Should I Name Him?

Posted on February 25, 2015 by joey

“There’s a strange little man living in my mascara tube.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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It Should be Perfectly Obvious

Posted on February 24, 2015 by joey

Some time ago, I saw a comedian talking about how going outside to play is utterly frightening once you reach adulthood. Something along the lines of ‘Imagine how scary it would be to wake up in the morning and leave … Continue reading →

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Weather is a Relative Issue

Posted on February 21, 2015 by joey

We had a couple of those crazy cold days, like -3 feels like -24 and stuff like that. We endured. It’s really important to make sure your scarf is tucked into your coat quite well, or your clavicle may burn … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — If It Looks Like a Parrot…

Posted on February 18, 2015 by joey

As we strolled through a zoo in Naples, Florida, some parrots said, “Hello? Hello?” so preschool Sassy turned to ask my mother, “Is it a wrong number?” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Why I Gotta Title Everything? I’m Tired!

Posted on February 16, 2015 by joey

“Beep Beep Boop!” says WordPress. “I’m so glad they’ve updated the entire site,” said no one ever. I think the new notifications system here is about as helpful as digital toaster. Thanks for takin somethin simple and makin it take … Continue reading →

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Compulsory Love Post

Posted on February 14, 2015 by joey

You can read about how I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day here, although I am a fan of love in all its forms, including between a girl and her reptiles. Love is when you retrace your path through the entire store … Continue reading →

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Finding the Painting

Posted on February 10, 2015 by joey

As I wrote in my Happiness post the other day, joy came to me when I found the painting. Vague, huh? Because it has a story. I’m sure it has a much longer, more interesting story before my section of its story … Continue reading →

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