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Relaxing with the Extremist

All is everything lately. She wrote ‘all or nothing’ and my first thought was nothing. I certainly can’t give all. I need the weekend. I need the nothing. I do tend to extremes, and generally lean toward all. Balance is … Continue reading

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Let’s Go to the Mall

In April, I’d said to my family, “I should like to go to the mall and eat a warm, soft, buttery, salted pretzel.” The girls were tremendously excited by this because they are teenagers and they truly enjoy the mall. ‘Where … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — Angles & Curves

And a bit of red. #ThursdayDoors is part of an inspired post series run by Norm Frampton. To see other doors of interest, or to share your own, click the link.

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One-Liner Wednesday — Caller Crimes

  The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.” He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.” THIRTYISH?!? One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Share Your World — May 15, 2017

How many languages do you you speak? Um, I speak English, Sarcasm, and Profanity fluently. I speak French and Toddler proficiently. I speak Spanish poorly, and can only get into trouble in Italian. The latter two, I am much better at reading … Continue reading

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No Doggo Talkies

The other night when we were all piled-up on the bed with the animals, we spoke for the dog. Dogs do communicate in their own way. Sometimes we really wish Sadie could speak our language. But think about it. Really think … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — When A Door is More

I originally clicked this door because it had a reddish hue to it and then when I got to editing, I sorta fell in love with its vibe. This entryway has a lot of good stuff goin on. Lots of … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Drivin The Mister

The Mister braced himself for the speed of my driving, how he does. “Whatever. I’m an excellent driver,” I said. “Okay, Rainman,” The Mister retorted. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Let’s Bitch About Tuesday

If y’all are sick of all my gratitude and happiness… Ew. If you have to read one more post about my brilliant, hysterical children… Gag. More matrimonial bliss… Puke. NOT TODAY! Life is all about balance, so let’s bitch. We’re … Continue reading

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Share Your World — May 8, 2017

When you’re alone at home, do you wear shoes, socks, slippers, or go barefoot? I go barefoot unless my feet are cold. Then I’ll put on socks. What was your favorite food when you were a child? The classic peanut … Continue reading

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