Author Archives: joey

Ft. Pickens

Posted on July 7, 2015 by joey

I’d spent quite a bit of time in the Pensacola area, so there were a few places I wanted to revisit, specifically a beach and a pub, which sounds Florida-typical, non? But I promise you this beach and this pub … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Bubba, family, Moo, rosacea, Sassy, travel | 42 Comments

Short and Sweet

Posted on July 3, 2015 by joey

These little interview thingies have circulated for a long time, but they resurfaced a few weeks ago on my Facebook. They’re pretty fun. You should totally interview people and have a few laughs! The key is to not look for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Moo, The Mister | 20 Comments

One-Liner Wednesday — Dog Vocabulary

Posted on July 1, 2015 by joey

My FIL came in and said, “Boy, it’s hot out! I had to come in, I was just BAKIN!” Sadie immediately ran to him and sat before him, her eyes pleading, “Bacon? Where?” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged dog, FIL, One-Liner Wednesday, pets | 8 Comments

Officer Opie Gets a Date

Posted on June 28, 2015 by joey

As I mentioned in my Whorin Myself Out post, I once got out of a ticket by accepting a date with the officer in question. Yes, I’m aware that’s completely sexist. Yes, I know he was abusing his authority. Yeah, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged The Mister | 23 Comments

The Trauma of Upcoming Fun

Posted on June 27, 2015 by joey

Shopping and gathering, done. Phew! Tiny cross body purse so no one can make me carry a goddamn thing So help me God, if The Mister hands me a single receipt, I will imagine shoving it down his throat and I will be ripping … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged anxiety, anxiety disorder, parenting, travel | 66 Comments

VACATION!

Posted on June 26, 2015 by joey

We haven’t had a vacation since … um… well… 2010. I know! First there were military leave issues and then we hoarded monies to buy our house. Yay House! But we’ve been in our house about two years now, and we’d really … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged family, kids, The Mister, travel | 36 Comments

First Post Challenge

Posted on June 25, 2015 by joey

The Fourth Generation Farmgirl, invited me to participate in First Post Challenge. Thank you for thinkin of me, Farmgirl! Here are the rules: Copy-paste, link, pingback, etc. your first post. Identify the post: introduction, story, poem. Explain why it was … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged blog, bloggers | 30 Comments

One-Liner Wednesday — On Vacation

Posted on June 24, 2015 by joey

My mother said it’s really important to her that I have a great vacation and I told her I really wanna have a great vacation, too, but I have kids. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged kids, One-Liner Wednesday, parenting | 5 Comments

Silver Linings List

Posted on June 22, 2015 by joey

Some nice things happened last week, and it will be hard to top them with this week, but I will try. We finally got a second car, and you should see the looks on people’s faces when told that it’s … Continue reading →