Category Archives: Random Musings

SoCS — She Said Sh

Should I tell you the stupid Diva Furnace stopped working while we slept Thursday night and The Mister got it runnin again around seven last night? Should I tell you I designed and ordered our office’s holiday cards yesterday? Should I write … Continue reading

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Choose Your Lies Carefully

Over at Dramatic Momolgue (Best titles ever, by the by) you should see the incredible Tooth Fairy-Saving design she’s come up with. I was totally jealous and immediately thought of climbin up the freakin bunk bed and diggin around under … Continue reading

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Vodka Mixed with LOLZ

One of the perks of having children is that everything old is new again. Like when it’s 2012 and they tell you they want that new BonJovi song “Wanted Dead or Alive.” At some point this summer, the boy one … Continue reading

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A Nice Day for a Math Wedding

Do y’all remember weddings in grade school? I almost married Adam Sears in the coat cubby, but even then I got scared and couldn’t go through with it. We stayed friends for years though, talked on the telephone until 842 … Continue reading

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Countdown to Tacos

The Motterns celebrated their working furnace by sleeping hot and then complaining about it in the morning. We all want a break, and it’s only stupid Tuesday. Tuesday is so stupid. I’ve never liked Tuesdays. I’m makin tacos tonight. We need … Continue reading

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How the Hell Did that Happen?

Y’all, it is time I make a confession. I hope you’re sittin down. I’ve told you, I’m not a horror fan. I’ve told you, I’m a sissypants about gore. I’ve told you, I like it here under my rock. I … Continue reading

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She’s Mean and Green and She Remembers Everything

This post has been elicited by Anxious Mom and the Picture Battle in which she invited me to participate. I’m inviting no one, but feel free to crash the party. *achem*   On one of my thrifting excursions this summer, I came … Continue reading

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SoCS — Intermittent

In/out, Linda said. Well off the top of my mind, there’s burgers, and there’s sex, so let’s talk about the weather instead. The weather’s doin that thing where you can’t fully commit to your wool poncho and your brown wedge booties, cause most … Continue reading

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When I Finally Could Even

Okay, so fuck those motherfuckers, today I rant. This rant could take all day. I have hours. I’M WITH HER. She’s a choice I’m proud to make, because she is competent and qualified and I feel she represents my interests. … Continue reading

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Kittens?

Mentor speaks at least three languages fluently, and English is not her mother tongue. She has no accent, which means her accent is close enough to my own that I don’t hear one. Y’all know I’m language friendly, and I … Continue reading

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