Tag Archives: marriage

De Bunnehs & De Baskets — Letter D

Posted on April 4, 2015 by joey

Mr and Mrs Bunneh had a romantic, fluorescent-lit dinner at the place of the best homophobic chicken sammiches ever. As Mr Bunneh put all of his pickles on Mrs Bunneh’s sammich, and tore open her ketchup packet, she blushed at his chivalry. Since … Continue reading →

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A is for Anything I Want

Posted on April 1, 2015 by joey

Last year’s A-Z was such a pleasure, because I wrote each letter as it occurred to me. Mostly I wrote about my favorite things, like yellow, and umbrellas. According to my search terms, everyone loved Pretty Pussy Cats Perching *achem* yes, yes, … Continue reading →

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Daydreamy

Posted on March 11, 2015 by joey

Veronica at Owl Wonder nominated me for The Daydreamer Award. “My paternal grandmother would be so proud,” I think, as I smirk and snort. The rules for The Daydreamer Award: 1. Thank the person who gave you the award. 2. Complete … Continue reading →

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I’m So Opinionated — What if my husband could never remarry me?

Posted on March 5, 2015 by joey

The other day, I was talkin to my mother about how these people I know got divorced and are getting remarried — not to new people, but again to one another, and she said it happens more than people realize. … Continue reading →

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Don’t Fuck with My Pillows

Posted on February 27, 2015 by joey

On Monday, I was a victim of a great tragedy. I woke up with a crick in my neck and soon discovered I had been sleeping on The Mister’s pillows instead of my own. It was all very Princess and the … Continue reading →

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Why I’m Dying First

Posted on February 4, 2015 by joey

Oh I know, you think I want to die first so I can escape the pain of mourning my husband. That would certainly be a grand perk, but I told you before, I am not a romantic. I have practical … Continue reading →

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The Least You Can Do

Posted on January 24, 2015 by joey

A long, long time ago, we were homeless and living with another family. I bet most of you never read that post, because it only has six likes. At any rate, that was the darkest time of our marriage, a … Continue reading →

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NaNo-NaNo-Boo-Boo

Posted on November 1, 2014 by joey

I’m NaNo-ing. If I’m not around it’s because I’m NaNo-ing. What is NaNo-ing? It’s National Novel Writing Month and I am writing a novel. Well, not a whole novel, because I cannot write a novel in a month, and I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Snarky

Posted on October 15, 2014 by joey

“Yes, I do like to put my boyfriend away before you come home, if by boyfriend, you mean vacuum.” — Me to The Mister, when he came home early   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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The Inevitability of Us

Posted on August 21, 2014 by joey

Today The Mister and I celebrate our fifteenth year of marriage. Fifteen glorious years of love and happiness…or somethin like that! The Mister and I have known one another for twenty-seven years, so sometimes it feels like we have been married … Continue reading →

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