Tag Archives: Moo

Guilty Chicken

Posted on August 8, 2017 by joey

This post is dedicated to my friend Matt, who never has a good fast food experience. Moo and I stole some homophobic chicken. We did. We didn’t mean to steal it. Have you ever accidentally stolen anything? It.is.so.awkward. I ordered … Continue reading →

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Not the Show

Posted on July 21, 2017 by joey

“Is there anything on at the movies?” *Moo Googles* “Cars 3.” “Really! Are people still doin that?” “Legend of the whatever.” “Legend of the whatever?” *everyone laughs* “King Arthur, Legend of the Sword.” “The sword? They don’t even know its … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Object Lessons

Posted on July 15, 2017 by joey

Linda’s prompt was to use the title of the book we’re currently reading to inspire our post. I was glad she didn’t ask for a review or anything, cause I’m only on the fourth chapter. This prompt gave me deja … Continue reading →

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You Waited: Weird Week’s Longest Post

Posted on June 30, 2017 by joey

My apologies, but this week’s funnies are completely ineligible for blogland. More than half of them were just plain mean. Oh, the gossip stories I could tell you over mojitos on the porch, but not here. *shakes head subtly* The … Continue reading →

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Sunday Evening News

Posted on June 25, 2017 by joey

Where to begin… At the beginning? Who can determine a beginning? Everything always leads back to something else. Sassy’s four friends were here for what must have been weeks, but it probably only seems that way because the sun’s up … Continue reading →

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Plant People

Posted on June 23, 2017 by joey

Today’s high is only 77°F (25°C). In fact, it looks like the seventies are stayin on a while. The way most people are happy about warm winter days, I’m always happy for cold fronts in summer, cause a bitch can … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Sign(s)

Posted on June 17, 2017 by joey

I got the song stuck in my head, ya know, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply…” I am a long-haired freaky person and I already have a job, so that’s cool, whatever, but you shouldn’t be like that, man. I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joey

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sister Sistant

Posted on May 31, 2017 by joey

At the ripe ol age of six, Moo explained, “No, Mama, I don’t want Sassy to be my maid, I just want her to do everything for me. Like a sistent.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Hollerin About Challah

Posted on May 30, 2017 by joey

Cause bitchin on a Tuesday is my new joie de vivre. When I came home at 7pm, I immediately shouted at Moo, “Why aren’t you working on the Challah?! You’ll be up til midnight baking Challah!” I had to yell, … Continue reading →

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