Tag Archives: Moo

Light Through Yonder Mirror BREAKS

Posted on February 17, 2017 by joey

When we bought our house, lighting was a noticeable, but insignificant issue. Mainly, I didn’t like most of the light fixtures, but you know, those can be changed, and having light is good. The first one to be fixed was the … Continue reading →

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The Crud

Posted on February 15, 2017 by joey

The Mister and I are sick with the crud. We know it’s the crud because we watched Sassy go through the crud last week and we probably got her crud not from affectionating her, but by collecting her cruddy tissues. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — The Hot Box

Posted on February 8, 2017 by joey

Moo said, “I couldn’t hear you calling because I was next to the hot box.” Now we all call it the hot box. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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#ThursdayDoors — Double Feature

Posted on February 2, 2017 by joey

Today Only! Two for the price of one! Who are we kidding? I’m always a bargain when it comes to doors. The Motterns and Master Boombastic spent Saturday night out on the town. Woo-hoo! We almost never do that. We … Continue reading →

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Who Would You Take to Hell?

Posted on January 29, 2017 by joey

I was in Hell. Apparently, Hell is a desert sorta place where the starless sky is black and the ground is red clay. Notably, the paths are well-worn. I was lost in Hell, misplaced from my designated area, and my mother … Continue reading →

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Kid Math: It Doesn’t Even Matter

Posted on January 13, 2017 by joey

Long ago, in what seems like a distant galaxy (our apartment) I had The Towhead Twins, Bubba and Sissy. Most weekdays, I also had my nephew and another child his age. When you have two kids, more children are actually helpful. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Footbollocks

Posted on January 11, 2017 by joey

Me to Sassy: I love football. I wish football was on all day, every day, just like Will & Grace marathons. Sassy nodded and smiled. Moo: I hope you’re sarcasming, because I’ve had enough of football! Just Jot It January … Continue reading →

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It Was Not The Gift of The Magi

Posted on January 3, 2017 by joey

(I don’t know what you’ve read but as an English major I am forever required to allude.) Early in the holiday season, The Mister sent me a link to a groovy watch he thought Bubba would like. I said, “Ooh!” and clicked … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Well, He IS 23, so…

Posted on December 28, 2016 by joey

Sassy and Moo think Bubba is our favorite child because, I quote, “You treat him differently,” and “You treat him like an adult.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Hey! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!

Posted on December 14, 2016 by joey

When Moo was wee, she sang “Oh what fun it is to disobey in a one-horse open slay-ay!” which I think we can all agree is such a Moo-like thing to sing. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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