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One-Liner Wednesday — OMG MOO LOLZ

Posted on August 30, 2017 by joey

Picked Moo up from afters the other day. Soon as she got in the car, she said, “I’m glad I’m not doin cheer anymore.” “Yeah? Why? What’re they doin?” “Going to a football game!” I cackled. I laughed so hard, … Continue reading →

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Heavy on Love & Pictures

Posted on August 21, 2017 by joey

  I told you August is ooey gooey with love stuffs. I know, it’s gross. You can look away, but our eyes are locked. I blush, he laughs, I giggle, he smirks. *siiigh* Yes, we’ve always been this way. No, … Continue reading →

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Food & Flora for Friday

Posted on August 18, 2017 by joey

I’m sitting here shoving blueberries into my face, because I’ve waited too long to eat. I got obsessed with the idea of pho today.   I kept thinkin the boy one would get here and he would totally wanna go … Continue reading →

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Text With The Fam During Study Hall

Posted on August 11, 2017 by joey

  Sassers: When you listen to Carmen and you’re like, “Jeez I don’t know if I can do thiiiiis!” Joey: Psh! You ALWAYS say that and you ALWAYS learn the fings. Sassers: I knooow, but like, it’s one of the … Continue reading →

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You Waited: Weird Week’s Longest Post

Posted on June 30, 2017 by joey

My apologies, but this week’s funnies are completely ineligible for blogland. More than half of them were just plain mean. Oh, the gossip stories I could tell you over mojitos on the porch, but not here. *shakes head subtly* The … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sister Sistant

Posted on May 31, 2017 by joey

At the ripe ol age of six, Moo explained, “No, Mama, I don’t want Sassy to be my maid, I just want her to do everything for me. Like a sistent.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Hollerin About Challah

Posted on May 30, 2017 by joey

Cause bitchin on a Tuesday is my new joie de vivre. When I came home at 7pm, I immediately shouted at Moo, “Why aren’t you working on the Challah?! You’ll be up til midnight baking Challah!” I had to yell, … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — It Rants and It Shows You Sheds

Posted on May 25, 2017 by joey

Gentle Reader, Feel free to skip the words. Regular Reader, Lean in. I’ve been gettin out quite a bit lately. Wearin shoes and bras all the goddamn time. I’ve been runnin around like a headless chicken. Lakka-lakka-lakka, Drew would say. … Continue reading →

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Share Your World — May 15, 2017

Posted on May 15, 2017 by joey

How many languages do you you speak? Um, I speak English, Sarcasm, and Profanity fluently. I speak French and Toddler proficiently. I speak Spanish poorly, and can only get into trouble in Italian. The latter two, I am much better at reading … Continue reading →

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I Swear I’ll Not Impress You

Posted on May 5, 2017 by joey

This week one of my teens and her friends were addressed by a teacher who said, “Watch your language. I know you think it’s cool to swear and you’re trying to impress people, but watch your language.” My child informed … Continue reading →

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