Tag Archives: Sassy

How the Hell Did that Happen?

Posted on November 8, 2016 by joey

Y’all, it is time I make a confession. I hope you’re sittin down. I’ve told you, I’m not a horror fan. I’ve told you, I’m a sissypants about gore. I’ve told you, I like it here under my rock. I … Continue reading →

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She’s Mean and Green and She Remembers Everything

Posted on November 4, 2016 by joey

This post has been elicited by Anxious Mom and the Picture Battle in which she invited me to participate. I’m inviting no one, but feel free to crash the party. *achem*   On one of my thrifting excursions this summer, I came … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #41

Posted on October 10, 2016 by joey

Do you believe in love at first sight? I don’t know. Just because it hasn’t happened to me doesn’t mean it’s impossible. I sure think people know what they want when they see it. Your first car? Plymouth Horizon — If … Continue reading →

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Baby Food

Posted on October 7, 2016 by joey

For as long as Moo has been eating table food, I’ve admonished the other children, “Don’t take food from the baby!” Little Moo was underweight, so this “Don’t take food from the baby!” phrase had been well, crucial. I had enough trouble … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #39

Posted on September 26, 2016 by joey

A class you wish you would have taken? I wish I’d had the math to keep going in genetics. I’d still like to take a pastry class. Favorite comic figure and why? Comics aren’t my thing, but I do love … Continue reading →

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SoCS — And Now This?!

Posted on September 24, 2016 by joey

Moo recently discovered that the local elementary school, the girls’ former elementary school, no longer allows walkers. Even the kids whose homes are literally across the street. No matter how close, no walking! I imagine this has to do with … Continue reading →

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Dutiful Wife

Posted on September 23, 2016 by joey

This is the story of how my day was ruined by the mysterious disappearance of my navy blue pants. Nothing quite so tragic had befallen me since The Pillow Incident of 2015. We were about to go away for our annual … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #38

Posted on September 19, 2016 by joey

Are you a hugger or a non-hugger? I am a hugger.  I’m a kisser, too.   What is your least favorite Candy? Those surprise jelly beans that taste like vomit and rotten melons fed to me by Beauty Queen’s oldest. … Continue reading →

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Kitchen Crimes and Trash Talk

Posted on September 9, 2016 by joey

Once this tweet was posted, a follower felt the need to tell me about how his mother taught her sons to cook and clean and how men should do this and children should do that and yadda yadda — three whole @s he … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sock Mates

Posted on August 31, 2016 by joey

Sassy likes to wear mismatched socks so I don’t match hers anymore. The other day when I asked Sassy to take her non-matching socks, she made a sad face and said, “Intersocks couples have rights, too.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you … Continue reading →

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