Tag Archives: Sassy

The Crud

Posted on February 15, 2017 by joey

The Mister and I are sick with the crud. We know it’s the crud because we watched Sassy go through the crud last week and we probably got her crud not from affectionating her, but by collecting her cruddy tissues. … Continue reading →

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Throwin Down Homophobic Chicken for the Fam

Posted on February 3, 2017 by joey

I realize, as I have just titled this post, that you may not ‘get it’ due to the slang, but this text chat with Sassy was absolutely the funniest thing that happened all week. I laughed so hard, I choked on … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Double Feature

Posted on February 2, 2017 by joey

Today Only! Two for the price of one! Who are we kidding? I’m always a bargain when it comes to doors. The Motterns and Master Boombastic spent Saturday night out on the town. Woo-hoo! We almost never do that. We … Continue reading →

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Who Would You Take to Hell?

Posted on January 29, 2017 by joey

I was in Hell. Apparently, Hell is a desert sorta place where the starless sky is black and the ground is red clay. Notably, the paths are well-worn. I was lost in Hell, misplaced from my designated area, and my mother … Continue reading →

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Jottin SoCS — P

Posted on January 14, 2017 by joey

P she wrote, and I thought of P Control by Prince and the astounding number of people who can’t say the P word without squirming or stuttering. But I’m not jottin about that.   Perhaps it’s a good time to … Continue reading →

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Kid Math: It Doesn’t Even Matter

Posted on January 13, 2017 by joey

Long ago, in what seems like a distant galaxy (our apartment) I had The Towhead Twins, Bubba and Sissy. Most weekdays, I also had my nephew and another child his age. When you have two kids, more children are actually helpful. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Footbollocks

Posted on January 11, 2017 by joey

Me to Sassy: I love football. I wish football was on all day, every day, just like Will & Grace marathons. Sassy nodded and smiled. Moo: I hope you’re sarcasming, because I’ve had enough of football! Just Jot It January … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Well, He IS 23, so…

Posted on December 28, 2016 by joey

Sassy and Moo think Bubba is our favorite child because, I quote, “You treat him differently,” and “You treat him like an adult.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Choose Your Lies Carefully

Posted on December 2, 2016 by joey

Over at Dramatic Momolgue (Best titles ever, by the by) you should see the incredible Tooth Fairy-Saving design she’s come up with. I was totally jealous and immediately thought of climbin up the freakin bunk bed and diggin around under … Continue reading →

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1036 Words in Some Semblance of Order

Posted on November 9, 2016 by joey

I debated doing a One-Liner today, cause you know, I almost always do One-Liner Wednesday. Is “Well, fuuuuck,” a worthy One-Liner? Nah? I don’t have organized thoughts right now. I may or may not make sense, but then, you’re accustomed … Continue reading →

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