Tag Archives: SOCS

SoCS — Real

Posted on March 26, 2016 by joey

Are those your real breasts, are those your real nails, is that your real hair color??? Is it a real diamond, is it real gold, is it a real _____??? I am and am not the real mom and I’ve … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Eggs are Only the Beginning

Posted on March 19, 2016 by joey

The first thing I think of? Granny eggs. Granny eggs are what my family calls over easy eggs. I don’t know when this started, but it was before I became a Mottern. I assume a child, perhaps my husband or … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Food

Posted on February 27, 2016 by joey

FOOD!?! What was Linda thinkin?!? I could write about food foreverrr! “Did you hear what happened to Joey? I guess Linda told her to write a stream of consciousness post about food and now she can’t stop. She’s in some … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Orange Juice

Posted on February 20, 2016 by joey

Don’tcha hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re thirsty and the water beside your bed is all gone because you were a greedy ice-eater and the bathroom sink is clear on the other side of … Continue reading →

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I’ve Never Been Odder — JusJoJan & SoCS

Posted on January 23, 2016 by joey

I’m used to being odd. I know it sounds strange, but believe it or not, I’m usually the weirdest person in the room. The amount of time I can hide my freak flag? About twenty minutes. Where I live, I’m … Continue reading →

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JusJoJan & SoCS — The Long What

Posted on January 16, 2016 by joey

What do I wanna write? Hm. Maybe just some rambling. It’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday and I do feel a bit purge-y. I put my canvas slip-on shoes away and I’ve rubbed oil into my skin and my bottom lip … Continue reading →

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Title — Where do the Cheetahs fit in?

Posted on January 9, 2016 by joey

I woke up on the right side of the bed, but with not enough covers, which I think is because my husband uses blanket stealing to subliminally lure me to his side of the bed so that he can wrap … Continue reading →

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Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws & Pause

Posted on January 2, 2016 by joey

 I had to get the paws to pause for photos.   Just Jot it January and SoCs are brought to you by LindaGHill        

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Strange, Even for Me

Posted on October 31, 2015 by joey

I had the strangest dream the other night. (Whatta cliché!) The Mister and I were flying through cornfields. I fly a lot in my dreams. Or rather, I seem to move my body like wind, at will. Do y’all do … Continue reading →

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Much man. Very taco.

Posted on September 26, 2015 by joey

I was reading about Dan’s youthful chicken-eatin days, and it reminded me of the time I invited a giant to come eat all of our tacos. I hesitate to say I was once in love with the giant, but I certainly … Continue reading →

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