Monthly Archives: July 2014

Summer Respite

Posted on July 31, 2014 by joey

Shh…*whispers* I’m not going to be around for a few days. You won’t miss me. You’ll barely notice. The stars have aligned and we are going to be childless for several days. This has not happened since 2010. I will … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Flattery

Posted on July 30, 2014 by joey

“Daddy, you’re so handsome this morning!” — Moo, right after she asked for Dunkin Donuts at 8:30 this morning One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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What She Does

Posted on July 28, 2014 by joey

I’ve been neglecting my blog again. What can I say? What goes on between One-Liner Wednesdays? Well, LIFE. I was down for about a week, because my extraction site got infected. I’m fine now, and I would rather have an … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Oh Dad!

Posted on July 23, 2014 by joey

“She can only see bugs.” — My dad’s hilarious, but panic-inducing joke, while my mother searched for my gray hairs.   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Control Freaks

Posted on July 17, 2014 by joey

New dentist’s office sure was weird about the Halcion. First, the dentist agreed that it’d be fine for me to have the Halcion and some shots because I do not like the laughing gas. I know, I’m weird. I hate to … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday

Posted on July 16, 2014 by joey

“I gotta write a thing, then I’ll lie back down.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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All Your Good Juju are Belong to Me

Posted on July 15, 2014 by joey

This last week, I’ve been entertaining my nephews. Okay, that’s not really true, because mostly, my nephews entertain my girls, and then no one fights and I win! I love my nephews. They’re probably better than your nephews. While I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday

Posted on July 9, 2014 by joey

“Mama! Look! The hot dogs are growing!” — Sassy, age 2 One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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A Theory, Perhaps…

Posted on July 8, 2014 by joey

I have this new theory. I ran it by the family on Friday and got a lot of feedback. I’m checkin it out publicly, so lemme know whatcha think. Men most want to touch women when being touched is the … Continue reading →

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Get Up and GO!

Posted on July 5, 2014 by joey

At first I wasn’t busy, and then I really, really was. How busy was I? I have been drinking caffeinated soda for over a week! *gasps* Summer vacation suddenly had too many days with alarm clocks. We kept sayin things like, “We’ll … Continue reading →

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