Monthly Archives: April 2015

Finally Zipping Through Zee Zed

Posted on April 30, 2015 by joey

I do not say zed. To me, zed is a Scrabble word, or a word my English friend uses that makes me pause and realize, “Oh, he means Z.” I do say zee a lot, especially when I’m Franglais-ing with my … Continue reading →

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Young Love — Y

Posted on April 29, 2015 by joey

My dog, Sadie, barks at all kindsa things. She’s a sweetheart, she really is. But when she barks, she doesn’t sound like a sweetheart. No, she sounds like a vicious beast. Visitors beware. When I get to the door, I … Continue reading →

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Solve for X

Posted on April 28, 2015 by joey

Like I’m knowing stuff about equations. Pshaw! Some day I may write about the math. I have two interesting stories about math, believe it or not. I had a tutor for the last part of algebra in high school, so I could take geometry. … Continue reading →

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W — for Why are so many people naked? & Which one is a lie? & What’re y’all gonna order?

Posted on April 27, 2015 by joey

On a warm May day in 2006, I met my in-laws for lunch. I recall this day extremely well, because it was a strange day. Very strange indeed… I played the game of Two Truths and a Lie with my in-laws when I got … Continue reading →

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Very Vexing V

Posted on April 25, 2015 by joey

The SoCs for today is vary/very, which is very upsetting as I had hoped to compose a veracious post about the veritable vocabulary of female genitalia, specifically the villainous overuse of the word vagina. I’m here to vindicate vaginas everywhere. … Continue reading →

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U is for Underwear

Posted on April 24, 2015 by joey

The purpose of underwear is right in the word. It’s to be worn under what one wears, under being the keyword. I’m not going to go into my underwear preferences on my blog, but suffice it to say, I’m not fond of … Continue reading →

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Transition for T

Posted on April 23, 2015 by joey

Are you in transition? I am in transition. I am always in transition. I love learning and growing and having new experiences. I wish the lessons all came in shiny, happy packages, but they don’t. We humans are such projects. … Continue reading →

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S is for Stretching

Posted on April 22, 2015 by joey

Since I am a woman I am the target of every hate-yourself-more marketing campaign. I’ve just watched a program that was recorded on Lifetime television, and as I zoomed through the commercials, I can tell you that THEY think I should be worried … Continue reading →

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R is for …

Posted on April 21, 2015 by joey

As I’ve written many times, I spent a large portion of my childhood summers at the lake with my grandparents. I was permitted to canvas a large area of road and woods, presumably because my grandmother had raised four children … Continue reading →

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Q is for Qualified

Posted on April 20, 2015 by joey

In last year’s X post, I mentioned that I failed playing every instrument after the recorder, and how The Mister is musically adept. I mentioned it again when I wrote a post about Gardner’s theory of multiple intelligences. Tonight, Sassy has a … Continue reading →

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