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#ThursdayDoors — The Capitol Building

Truth: we don’t call it the capitol. We call it the statehouse. Do y’all do that in other places? As you may remember from grade school, Indianapolis is the capitol of Indiana. Unless you were raised here, it’s unlikely you … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — My Ghoul

  Sassy said, “Yeah, yeah, boys think they’re so great cause they have big muscles, blah blah blah, but who cares? They have small brains!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Well, I Never!

A while back I was in the Circle Center Mall with the kiddos and I came across somethin so bizarre… A corn kiosk: You’re all like Wha?!? too, right? Yes. Corn in a cup. Overpriced corn in a cup. It’s … Continue reading

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Share Your World — June 12, 2017

What do you do when you’re not working? If you are retired, what do you that is not part of your regular daytime routine? What do I not do is a better question. Heh. I enjoy my family, my pets, … Continue reading

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Double Standards

“Wanna go to bed early?” The Mister asked me. I looked at the clock and said, “Sure, but not THIS early.” PSHAW! His eyes hardened. I rolled my eyes, shifted my voice up a few octaves and faked a smile. … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — Circle Tower

It’s not the doors, it’s the entrance. Check out that arch. You can maybe see The Mister and I in the door on the right. I snapped this on the fly, and couldn’t even fit the whole thing in the … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading

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Schadenfreude is Majestic As Fuck

I mean, every now and again, I like to play “Boom! I Got Your Boyfriend” and laugh like a maniacal teenager, but that’s well below schadenfreude. Personal vindication is like creamy vanilla ice cream and schadenfreude is like hot fudge. Put … Continue reading

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Share Your World — June 5, 2017

What’s your strongest sense? Intuition? Feeling? My eyes are going. My ears aren’t as sharp, especially over the phone. I have a great palate and super sensitive nose. Still, I think it must be feeling. INFJ and all.   Which of Snow … Continue reading

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SoCS — Whatever The Weather

It was hot here yesterday. Hot and sunny. Icky. So icky. But it could be hotter. I know, cause I done lived in southeast Georgia for seven years. I have to say southeast Georgia, cause when I don’t, people comment … Continue reading

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