Author Archives: joey

Music Tag Thingy

Posted on March 29, 2016 by joey

Today I’m doin a lil groovy music tag thingy from Stephellaneous Stephanie cause I’m so blog-lazy.   List the first 10 songs that come on shuffle Write your favorite lyric (or verse) from each song. Tag/link to other bloggers I’m  … modifying. … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #13

Posted on March 28, 2016 by joey

Are you left or right handed? right If you had only one TV, would you prefer the TV in the living room or another room? living room Have you ever participated in a distance walking, swimming, running, or biking event? … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Real

Posted on March 26, 2016 by joey

Are those your real breasts, are those your real nails, is that your real hair color??? Is it a real diamond, is it real gold, is it a real _____??? I am and am not the real mom and I’ve … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors Part Two: Photos of Doors

Posted on March 24, 2016 by joey

Part One is over 1200 words of backstory about how I arrived on Central Avenue one stunning day in February. The Mister’s opinion was that it was not a good idea for me to stroll up and down Central Avenue. … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors Part One: The Epicurean Snob & The Stoic Lizard

Posted on March 24, 2016 by joey

One of the simple pleasures of my marriage is how The Mister makes fun of me for being a snob. He says I’m a Northside snob and a food snob and a sheet/blanket/pillow snob and an art snob as well … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

Posted on March 23, 2016 by joey

“Daddy’s asleep on my leg and I can’t move!” I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Randomnity

Posted on March 22, 2016 by joey

I kinda need to go to the store today. I have a list and everything. I let The Mister take my car. Yeah, so you should feel sad for me, because The Mister took my car. That’s only the beginning … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #12

Posted on March 21, 2016 by joey

Wanting something to quench your thirst, what would you drink? My mother’s voice is in my head telling me if I’m actually thirsty I need water. I hate to be without a drink. I am never without a drink. I … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Eggs are Only the Beginning

Posted on March 19, 2016 by joey

The first thing I think of? Granny eggs. Granny eggs are what my family calls over easy eggs. I don’t know when this started, but it was before I became a Mottern. I assume a child, perhaps my husband or … Continue reading →

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Another One Bites the Dust

Posted on March 18, 2016 by joey

Tragic motherboard burnout killed Lappy #1 and Lappy #2 at a relatively young age. Lappy #3 was the victim of accidental manslaughter before he was even a year old. Lappy #4? Well… It began with a flickering, a delay, too … Continue reading →

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