Category Archives: Random Musings

One-Liner Wednesday — My Ghoul

Posted on June 14, 2017 by joey

  Sassy said, “Yeah, yeah, boys think they’re so great cause they have big muscles, blah blah blah, but who cares? They have small brains!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Well, I Never!

Posted on June 13, 2017 by joey

A while back I was in the Circle Center Mall with the kiddos and I came across somethin so bizarre… A corn kiosk: You’re all like Wha?!? too, right? Yes. Corn in a cup. Overpriced corn in a cup. It’s … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joey

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading →

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Tis The Day to Be Merry

Posted on June 2, 2017 by joey

Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! No funny here today. Only smiles. Today is all about the happy! Bubba comes to visit today! I’m workin early, gonna get out with the fam and Master Boombastic. I’ll be takin in the sunshine. I’ll be groovin to tunes, … Continue reading →

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Where the Good Smells Are

Posted on May 27, 2017 by joey

You know how sometimes you dunno what causes a thing until it happens a second time? Yeah? Well, one night last week Sadie was actin weird. She kept me up half the night, traipsing around with her clickety-clack toenails and her jingle-jangle … Continue reading →

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But… Butter…

Posted on May 26, 2017 by joey

When my friend Tori moved to Indianapolis, she came from San Francisco. I know y’all think San Francisco must be HUGE compared to Indianapolis, but um, no. In terms of largest US cities, San Francisco is ranked 13 and Indy is … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Caller Crimes

Posted on May 17, 2017 by joey

  The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.” He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.” THIRTYISH?!? One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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No Doggo Talkies

Posted on May 12, 2017 by joey

The other night when we were all piled-up on the bed with the animals, we spoke for the dog. Dogs do communicate in their own way. Sometimes we really wish Sadie could speak our language. But think about it. Really think … Continue reading →

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The Z Discussion

Posted on April 30, 2017 by joey

  “Okay people. Words that start with Z. Tomorrow’s the last day for A-Z so Z.” “Zebra!” Moo suggested. “And what will I write about zebras?” “Uh…” “Everyone’s going to be writing about zombies.” “You could write about how you … Continue reading →

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Xanadu

Posted on April 28, 2017 by joey

“Xanadu-u-u! Xanadu your neon lights will shine!” A-Z through April has me pretty desperate here at the XYZ of things FOR THE FOURTH YEAR. Eventually I’ll be writin about xanthan gum. Mercy! So, love it or hate it, Xanadu was … Continue reading →

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