Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Literal and Figurative

“Everything’s much louder inside your own head. For instance, have you ever eaten while wearing earplugs?” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Never Too Old, Either

  “They’re called boundaries. You should set some now, while you’re still young.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Anonymous

“I see you are not eatin my guac. You no likey guac?” “No.” “Your taste buds do not care if they are part Spanish, part Mexican, part your mama who loves guac?” “No.” “It’s okay. I don’t like manicotti or opera. Shh.” … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Regional Cooking

When I lived in Georgia, I went to the commissary lookin for Milnot so I could make one of my gramma’s recipes. I couldn’t find it. Like any wise woman would do, I approached a gray-haired woman to steal her greater wisdom. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Jarhead Gibe

“When your brother was born, I was at Parris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot. It’s like Fort Knox, but for real men,” The Mister explained. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Mighty Steamed

They say it’s all in how you look at it, so after swearing quite a bit, I shouted, “My God, that’s the best steam burn I’ve had in years! I simply cannot think of when I last had such a … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Wording Goodly

About a particular wannabe politician, Moo said, “Wow. His words are so bad, he makes my wording look good.” (In case you don’t know, because you never read this blog, Moo is rather infamous for not wording well. While at times Sassy … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Movie Critic

“Technically, I don’t know what he’s watching, but it should be called The Longest it Took Anyone to Die, Ever.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — 8 Lines

Sassy looks sweet, don’t she? When The Mister was deployed, when she was 7.   Sassy: How did you hear me all the way down here? Me: I’ve got eyes in the back of my head and the hearing of a … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Wet Dog

  Moo asked Sadie, “Did you take a bath?” Sadie didn’t answer, she just smiled. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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