Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Fair Assessment

Posted on May 25, 2016 by joey

“While I thrive in mediocrity, I don’t think you’re cut out for it.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Battleship

Posted on May 18, 2016 by joey

While playing Battleship with Moo, she shouted, “Put yer life jackets on, people! We’re goin dowwwn!”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Anxiety Diagnosis

Posted on May 11, 2016 by joey

“I realize these itchy bumps on the back of my head may very well be from sweating, but my anxiety tells me it’s either lice or hair cancer.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Verification

Posted on May 4, 2016 by joey

After the fire department called to make sure everything was okay, I had to say, “Moo Mae Mottern, you cannot call 911 to report that your sisters won’t play with you. That is NOT an emergency!”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

Posted on April 27, 2016 by joey

The server asked The Mister, “What side would you like?” “He’ll have fries so I can eat them,” I said.   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — K is for a Kitten with Cold Feet and Bad Habits

Posted on April 13, 2016 by joey

  “If your paws are cold, stay off the tile!” — The Mister, giving Cletus the Dog Kitten a stern talking to about the way he drags socks around the house.     One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — E is for Enamored

Posted on April 6, 2016 by joey

I was on the phone with The Mister when he pulled in the drive. As fast as I could, I shouted out, “Oh my God! I gotta go! My husband’s home!” “Okay! I love you!” he shouted back hurriedly. He … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — A Dog Can Dream

Posted on March 30, 2016 by joey

“You know how when people know it’s their dog’s last day on earth, they’ll let the dog eat a buncha cheeseburgers and stuff? On Sadie’s last day, I might let her out to maul the mailman.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

Posted on March 23, 2016 by joey

“Daddy’s asleep on my leg and I can’t move!” I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Envy

Posted on March 16, 2016 by joey

“If you fucking nap, I swear to fucking God, I will get up and fucking rack you,” I said sweetly to The Mister. This One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill and the three hours of sleep I’d had on … Continue reading →

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