Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Sassy Can Has Cheezburger

Posted on March 9, 2016 by joey

After my last doorscursion, I swiped through my phone to show Sassy my collection. *swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.” She said, “When I’m your age, Imma swipe through my phone like ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’” One-Liner Wednesday is … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — “I’m Not That Kinda Girl”

Posted on March 2, 2016 by joey

“Except when you drink tequila. Then you’re a lotta kinda girls,” replied The Mister. One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — In Which Sassy Fusses Over Cletus the Dog Kitten

Posted on February 24, 2016 by joey

“Oh Em Gee, Sassers, he’s gettin a freakin rabies shot. You remember Cujo, right? Rabies bad, shots good!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — The Scientist

Posted on February 3, 2016 by joey

Little Moo said, “Imma be a physicist or a scientist, or somethin that ends in -ist.” The Mister replied, “Anarchist.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Understanding

Posted on January 27, 2016 by joey

Sassy told me she was at school thinkin, “I miss my mama; these people are idiots.” One-Liner Wednesday and Just Jot it January are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Jotting Not a One-Liner — Homework

Posted on January 20, 2016 by joey

“Finals in Spanish tomorrow. We’re studying cognates,” Sassy said. “Hm?” I asked with piqued interest. “Cognates. Words that sound like the same word in other languages?” “Ooh! Like what?” Sassy began searching her papers. “Yes, I see your knowledge of cognates is … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Scary

Posted on December 30, 2015 by joey

  “I don’t wanna watch The Weasel of Aw!” said four-year-old Moo. One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Once a Marine…

Posted on December 23, 2015 by joey

I said to The Mister, “While you’ve got some time off, maybe you could blow up all the fings.” The Mister gave me an enormous grin, so I continued, “Basketballs, bicycle tires…” The Mister made a sad face and said, “Oh.” One-Liner … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Misplaced

Posted on December 16, 2015 by joey

Facebook status from December 16, 2011 Location: Ft. Stewart, Georgia It’s freakin hot. I’m sweatin. I just saw a woman dressed like a snowman…WHERE THE HELL IS SHE FROM?!? Venus? One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Tools

Posted on November 18, 2015 by joey

“Okay, let me grab it quick!” “OH NO! It’s too long!” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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