Tag Archives: The Mister

My First Crush

Posted on January 8, 2015 by joey

Maggie Wilson’s public confession about her affections for Mighty Mouse inspired me to write this post. My first crush was Kermit the Frog. Specifically, Kermit the Reporter Frog as pictured here: Clearly, early on, I knew that I would be … Continue reading →

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New Year, New HVAC Guy

Posted on January 6, 2015 by joey

I’m not sure if I can say things are back to normal after the holidays, but we’re gettin there. I had Mimosa Day today, although somewhat delayed by two hours, thank you, Snowfall. As a family, we cleared the snow. … Continue reading →

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Togetherness, Ferrealiously*

Posted on December 20, 2014 by joey

Well you know, I thought after I wrapped up NaNo, I’d be super-blogg-y and there would still be plenty of time to experience all the wonders of yuletide. Of course, I would spend a quiet evening at the table, writing … Continue reading →

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To What End?

Posted on December 1, 2014 by joey

Recently, someone from Twitter started following me on Instagram. My immediate reaction was, “So you’re hot.” Wowza! I had no idea he was hot, I just liked his tweets. But you know, I have no intention of offering him anything … Continue reading →

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I AM The Rock and Paper Beats Rock

Posted on November 17, 2014 by joey

While NaNo-ing my fucking brains out, I’ve come to several conclusions, which I will now word vomit all up in this mofo, in no particular order, like I can even think coherently and shit. People speak in fragments. Fragments are … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Snarky

Posted on October 15, 2014 by joey

“Yes, I do like to put my boyfriend away before you come home, if by boyfriend, you mean vacuum.” — Me to The Mister, when he came home early   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Commercials: Maybe Part One

Posted on October 14, 2014 by joey

Sassy and I were watchin television last night, when a commercial came along to entertain us more than the show. I can’t even remember what show we were watchin, but I’ll never forget the commercial. In the commercial, a school-aged … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Misspoken

Posted on October 8, 2014 by joey

“That hot water scolded me!” — Moo, last week when she used the faucet just after The Mister shaved   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill 

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Autopilot

Posted on October 5, 2014 by joey

If you’ve never driven a familiar route, letting your mind wander off, singing along mindlessly and suddenly realizing, “Oh look, there’s my exit! How’d I get here so fast?” then you probably won’t relate to this post. I’ve done that … Continue reading →

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Long Week, Date Night

Posted on October 4, 2014 by joey

Mercury went into retrograde today…I guess for a change, I was ahead of the trend. This week was sucky. Almost nothin went well, and absolutely nothin came easily. I am happy to report that most of our problems were First World … Continue reading →

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