Author Archives: joey

Commercials: Maybe Part One

Posted on October 14, 2014 by joey

Sassy and I were watchin television last night, when a commercial came along to entertain us more than the show. I can’t even remember what show we were watchin, but I’ll never forget the commercial. In the commercial, a school-aged … Continue reading →

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You Might Like Marketing

Posted on October 9, 2014 by joey

WordPress lists blogs you might like based on posts and bloggers you’ve liked previously. Twitter suggests people you should follow based on who you already follow. Netflix suggests movies based on what you’ve liked, which is great, unless your kids … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Misspoken

Posted on October 8, 2014 by joey

“That hot water scolded me!” — Moo, last week when she used the faucet just after The Mister shaved   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill 

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Autopilot

Posted on October 5, 2014 by joey

If you’ve never driven a familiar route, letting your mind wander off, singing along mindlessly and suddenly realizing, “Oh look, there’s my exit! How’d I get here so fast?” then you probably won’t relate to this post. I’ve done that … Continue reading →

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Long Week, Date Night

Posted on October 4, 2014 by joey

Mercury went into retrograde today…I guess for a change, I was ahead of the trend. This week was sucky. Almost nothin went well, and absolutely nothin came easily. I am happy to report that most of our problems were First World … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Punny or Naught

Posted on October 1, 2014 by joey

“Turning a loaf of challah into French toast makes it even breader.” — things I say when I’m over-caffed and sleep-deprived   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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God and the Leopards

Posted on September 25, 2014 by joey

One day, when Bubba was seven, we shared an unforgettable conversation. While I trimmed his hair, he asked me, “Do you know the story about God and the leopards?” “No, tell me.” “I don’t understand it, so I can’t tell … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — That Wasn’t in the Books!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by joey

“You mean you have to burp them every single time they eat?!?” — Incredulous me, to my mother, four days after Sassy’s birth   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Monday, but with Folly

Posted on September 23, 2014 by joey

I had such a day yesterday, Tracey compared me to enacting The Comedy of Errors and I couldn’t argue with the correlation. Dreams and tossing about made sure I slept poorly Sunday night. 6am did not care. I walked the dog, … Continue reading →

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Kindergarten-ly

Posted on September 20, 2014 by joey

I really am forty. In a two months and a few days, I’ll be forty-one, and hopefully, no worse for wear. I know it’s all the rage to appear to be twenty-nine forever, but I can’t really get down with that. … Continue reading →

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