Author Archives: joey

What She Does

Posted on July 28, 2014 by joey

I’ve been neglecting my blog again. What can I say? What goes on between One-Liner Wednesdays? Well, LIFE. I was down for about a week, because my extraction site got infected. I’m fine now, and I would rather have an … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Oh Dad!

Posted on July 23, 2014 by joey

“She can only see bugs.” — My dad’s hilarious, but panic-inducing joke, while my mother searched for my gray hairs.   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Control Freaks

Posted on July 17, 2014 by joey

New dentist’s office sure was weird about the Halcion. First, the dentist agreed that it’d be fine for me to have the Halcion and some shots because I do not like the laughing gas. I know, I’m weird. I hate to … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday

Posted on July 16, 2014 by joey

“I gotta write a thing, then I’ll lie back down.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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All Your Good Juju are Belong to Me

Posted on July 15, 2014 by joey

This last week, I’ve been entertaining my nephews. Okay, that’s not really true, because mostly, my nephews entertain my girls, and then no one fights and I win! I love my nephews. They’re probably better than your nephews. While I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday

Posted on July 9, 2014 by joey

“Mama! Look! The hot dogs are growing!” — Sassy, age 2 One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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A Theory, Perhaps…

Posted on July 8, 2014 by joey

I have this new theory. I ran it by the family on Friday and got a lot of feedback. I’m checkin it out publicly, so lemme know whatcha think. Men most want to touch women when being touched is the … Continue reading →

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Get Up and GO!

Posted on July 5, 2014 by joey

At first I wasn’t busy, and then I really, really was. How busy was I? I have been drinking caffeinated soda for over a week! *gasps* Summer vacation suddenly had too many days with alarm clocks. We kept sayin things like, “We’ll … Continue reading →

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How to Enjoy Your Facebook in 10 Utterly Complicated Steps

Posted on July 2, 2014 by joey

A lot of people on my Facebook complain about how they hate Facebook, but they’re still there. *shrugs* I assume people who hate their Facebook accounts aren’t using them correctly. A few days ago, one of my newer Facebook friends … Continue reading →

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Black and White and Loved All Over

Posted on June 28, 2014 by joey

You may remember that I fully intend to have chickens in my back yard, and how disappointed I was to find out we cannot keep goats in the city? Non? Well maybe you remember that I had two cats and … Continue reading →

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