Category Archives: Random Musings

Dimmer. Dimmer Still.

Posted on August 25, 2015 by joey

After commenting on Dan’s post at No Facilities today, he reminded me I’ve mentioned the battle of the lights over here at my house. I’ve alluded to it, but never written about it. About his wife, Dan wrote, “Turning a light on … Continue reading →

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Truthful Tuesday: Factoids You Never Wanted to Know About Me

Posted on August 11, 2015 by joey

If you’re one of the twelve people who know my life, this post will be BORING, but if we’re not well-acquainted, here are some true-life confessions: I treat books badly. I scrawl in them, dog-ear their pages, and often spill … Continue reading →

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The Quiet Room

Posted on July 20, 2015 by joey

As all parents know, children are born to remove quiet from the world. Instinctively, people under the age of twelve know it’s dangerous to let their parents read, or heaven forbid, hear themselves think. It is essential that all children interrupt all … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Dunno, Don’t Care

Posted on June 17, 2015 by joey

He told The Mister, “Don’t ever put a Cubs fan and a White Sox fan in the same room.” I asked, “Why? Do they argue about who sucks more?” I guess the guy was a Cubs fan. This post is brought … Continue reading →

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Oooookay

Posted on April 5, 2015 by joey

Breaking from my tradition of disturbing people with my heathen tendencies on their holy days… Okay, just one picture… …I decided instead to make rude commentary about other bloggers, from a completely secular standpoint. The blogosphere is weird, y’all. Since the … Continue reading →

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I Wonder

Posted on March 3, 2015 by joey

WhY DiD TypiNg LiKe ThiS BeCoMe a THinG? Was theRe a PuRpoSe? DoeS It MeAn SOMeTHinG? Am i DoiNG iT RiGHT? Why do people wear woolen caps in the summer? Why do we congratulate people when they get married and … Continue reading →

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To What End?

Posted on December 1, 2014 by joey

Recently, someone from Twitter started following me on Instagram. My immediate reaction was, “So you’re hot.” Wowza! I had no idea he was hot, I just liked his tweets. But you know, I have no intention of offering him anything … Continue reading →

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Commercials: Maybe Part One

Posted on October 14, 2014 by joey

Sassy and I were watchin television last night, when a commercial came along to entertain us more than the show. I can’t even remember what show we were watchin, but I’ll never forget the commercial. In the commercial, a school-aged … Continue reading →

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You Might Like Marketing

Posted on October 9, 2014 by joey

WordPress lists blogs you might like based on posts and bloggers you’ve liked previously. Twitter suggests people you should follow based on who you already follow. Netflix suggests movies based on what you’ve liked, which is great, unless your kids … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Misspoken

Posted on October 8, 2014 by joey

“That hot water scolded me!” — Moo, last week when she used the faucet just after The Mister shaved   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill 

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