Category Archives: Random Musings

Sleeping on the Job

Posted on October 4, 2013 by joey

For years, I have been a stay-home mommy. You know what the joy of being the stay-home mommy is? Constant assumptions and judgement. Oh, no, wait, that’s the joy of being a woman. Oh, no, I mean, the joy of … Continue reading →

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Fuckin Yellow Jackets, Man

Posted on September 25, 2013 by joey

I am a nature geek. My mother is a nature geek, so I am, too.  But I hate yellow jackets. I don’t mind spiders and snakes. I move most spiders outdoors. My rule is that if the spider has eyes … Continue reading →

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On Drama and Deformity

Posted on September 17, 2013 by joey

Maybe some of you have never experienced any sorta psychic mumbo-jumbo like I have, but I bet some of you have. Sometimes it’s a feeling, or a sight, or a sound, but it’s always a knowing. Knowing happens in such … Continue reading →

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Ye Old Barn Jacket

Posted on September 16, 2013 by joey

So, I have this infamous barn jacket. It’s become infamous because people do go on about it. I received this jacket from a previous roommate in lieu of some of his rent. It was in perfect condition when I took … Continue reading →

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But I Broke Up with It Thirteen Years Ago!

Posted on September 15, 2013 by joey

I live in an area of the city (and I do mean IN THE CITY) where my internet choices are only two; satellite, or the local cable provider — which has a name similar to Cuntass, or Failfast, or Bombast? … Continue reading →

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Have Internet, Can Blog

Posted on September 14, 2013 by joey

Oh yeah, a lot has happened in the last three weeks. While I went six days without television, and sixteen days without internet, it was just the darndest thing — life continued to happen! I got fabulously ill. Facially deformed … Continue reading →

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How to Shoot your House

Posted on July 10, 2013 by joey

I can’t keep up with my blog. Or my laundry. Or my nails…Because, house hunting. So, at the risk of being totally lame, I decided I could rant blog about house hunting, even if my nails are now deadly weapons … Continue reading →

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People, Ugh

Posted on June 20, 2013 by joey

Back in 1990-?somethin, I bought my first car. I paid about $10k for it. It was initially more and I negotiated, as well as trading my old clunker in with $500 from my mother. I was satisfied with the price, … Continue reading →

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It’s Called Swate Tay

Posted on June 7, 2013 by joey

I learned how to make swate tay from Beauty Queen, who is a real Southerner. I know other Southerners make their sweet tea differently, but they’ll need to write that shit on their own blogs. In the South, you can find … Continue reading →

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Greetings and Salutations

Posted on May 20, 2013 by joey

The other day, I walked into the Home Depot, and the door greeter was all, “Good morning! How are you?” I smiled and said, “It’s just another day, so I’m good, thanks! How’re you?” She shouted out, “You should be … Continue reading →

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