Tag Archives: food

One-Liner Wednesday — Maybe, but Gravy, Baby!

Posted on August 16, 2017 by joey

“I think I’ll stay home tomorrow, bake chicken pot pies. You can take my car if you want.” “I take it your car needs gas.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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Guilty Chicken

Posted on August 8, 2017 by joey

This post is dedicated to my friend Matt, who never has a good fast food experience. Moo and I stole some homophobic chicken. We did. We didn’t mean to steal it. Have you ever accidentally stolen anything? It.is.so.awkward. I ordered … Continue reading →

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Write Right Now

Posted on August 1, 2017 by joey

I’ve probably written ten blogs in the last two weeks, just I didn’t post them. I probably will. When I’m emotionally vulnerable, I like to write, then process, then edit accordingly, then post. Otherwise, I’m a pantser, I just sit … Continue reading →

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Sunday Evening News

Posted on June 25, 2017 by joey

Where to begin… At the beginning? Who can determine a beginning? Everything always leads back to something else. Sassy’s four friends were here for what must have been weeks, but it probably only seems that way because the sun’s up … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Variations on a List

Posted on June 21, 2017 by joey

I wish my grocery list was a one-liner. Even a one-columner. I can remember when my grocery list was like: pears coke cat food yogurt In fact, I found such a list on a post-it in my fancy raincoat about … Continue reading →

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Oh What to Take?

Posted on June 20, 2017 by joey

I believe I mentioned, long, long ago how my husband has THREE family reunions every summer? My family tends only to see one another en masse at funerals and weddings. It exploded in the 70s, my parents blew it up, … Continue reading →

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Biscuits n’ Brine Gravy

Posted on June 16, 2017 by joey

I don’t always make biscuits n’ gravy — Let’s face it, this is bad for you food — but when I do make biscuits n’ gravy, it’s a labor of love.   I make excellent biscuits and gravy. Gravy may … Continue reading →

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Well, I Never!

Posted on June 13, 2017 by joey

A while back I was in the Circle Center Mall with the kiddos and I came across somethin so bizarre… A corn kiosk: You’re all like Wha?!? too, right? Yes. Corn in a cup. Overpriced corn in a cup. It’s … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joey

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading →

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Hollerin About Challah

Posted on May 30, 2017 by joey

Cause bitchin on a Tuesday is my new joie de vivre. When I came home at 7pm, I immediately shouted at Moo, “Why aren’t you working on the Challah?! You’ll be up til midnight baking Challah!” I had to yell, … Continue reading →

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